CNN's Carol Lin: What is wrong with your back!?!?

Hmm… wonder what way Paula Zahn should lean? Anyone?

Um, the OP may be on to something… il puore, she leans

Is this what FOX means by Fair and Balanced?

Hey, it worked for Marty Feldman.

See?!?! I was not imagining it!

I’m certain she leans to the left, and has for years.

As far as her posture goes, I couldn’t say.

:wink:

Nah, this is the part where you imagination comes into play:

How does Ms. Lin’s posture compare with all the other CNN newsbabes?

Looks about the same to me. I’m sure if she kept her spine perfectly perpendicular to the floor, there would be a lot of talk about how she looked stiff and bizarre. “Get that ruler out of your ass, Carol Lin! What the hell’s wrong with you?” :smiley:

Since we’re talking about physical quirks of CNN females, though…

WTF is wrong with Dana Bash? I can never concentrate on whatever the hell she’s talking about, because I’m too distracted by her constant blinking. What is it? Lead mascara? Does that “psychic TV” crackpot really have it in for her? Is she sending coded messages to a fifth column group, like Howard W. Campbell Jr? Her average blink-rate often gets up around twice per second, and they’re long blinks.

Goddammit, somebody give this woman some Visine or a job in radio. Arrrrrgh.

Dana’s blinking is way less distracting than Uma Pemmaraju’s never ever EVER blinking.

Gaah! Scary! If she was smiling, she’d look like one of The Joker’s victims.

OP, obviously, you’ve never had hemorrhoids.