Cockeyed nipples

[Winston_Smith]

[QUOTE=Broomstick]
OK, take a deep breath and a get a grip on the following:

You men are more aware of our boobs, what they look like, and what they’re doing, than we are.

Yes, really. And admit it - you’re hoping we’ll “do something about it” where you can see, at least in some horny corner of your brain. As other women have pointed out, breasts are often squished into a bra (particularly sporting bras) and if they slide “out of alignment”, shall we say, no, most women wouldn’t notice and wouldn’t have clue. We’re about as aware of it as you would be about having a smudge on your elbow or toejam between your toes. Our boobs are nowhere near as sensitive as your balls.
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Actually, you’re half right. Ideally, you’d ask me for some assitance.

[you_with_the_face]

I’m pretty small and the lady referenced in the OP might as well be me…so I’m not quite understanding all the petite envy.

There are two factors that contribute to this phenomenon in my case: 1) My headlights are always “on” and 2) there’s some slight assymetry going on.

When I work out, I wear a sports bra and if you drew a line between my nipples, it would not be parallel to the floor. One tends not to care about looking straight after running a couple miles on the treadmill, though. Which is why she might not have rushed off somewhere to “take care of it”, assuming that she even knew about it. Which she might not have had. I know I don’t, unless I’m looking in the mirror and make a point of looking at my breastses.