I was at the gym this morning riding the stationary bike, and a woman got off the treadmill and started chatting with another woman in front of me. Treadmill girl’s nipples were all askew (in a manner of speaking). One was pointing down, the other up and off to the left, like a skewed highbeam after a front-end collision. Anyways, she didn’t seem to notice, nor did the woman she was talking to. Or she didn’t care.
Ladies, do you notice of your boobs are all out of sync with each other and pointing in different directions?? I can’t imagine how you couldn’t/wouldn’t notice and do something about it.
I mean, there are occassions where my balls are sort of “out of adjustment” and need “correction”, but I “take care of it”. WTF is up with your cockeyed nipples?
It’s simply not always noticible to the cock-eyed one. If your breasts get knocked all askew (exercising can do that), your nipples may not be hard when it first happens. If they get hard after they’ve been jiggled about, well, they feel normal. Also, speaking for myself, personally, I don’t always know when my headlights are on, so to speak - I don’t notice a physical difference unless I touch them or see them somehow. In pubic, I’m probably not touching them, I won’t see them until I go to a mirror (if they’re askew and I’m somewhere private, I’ll “right” the ladies) - and I generally don’t stare at my own boobs to know what’s going on with them at all times.
Anyway. It’s not like when the part in your hair goes the wrong way.
I do envy ladies with more petite breast sizes - these things are a lot of hassle sometimes.
Missed the edit window: Envy might be too strong a word. I think I’ve expressed this sentiment once before and got pounced for some reason I don’t remember - guess I didn’t learn the lesson intended. But maybe it sounds too harsh. Let’s just say, sometimes I see a lady who can go out with or without a bra if she chose, and I sigh wistfully.
Speaking from a chestily endowed POV, I have to agree with Anastasaeon. The nips are squished in the bra anyway. Sometimes they get knocked or shift around with natural movements until they’re a bit askew, but you don’t notice until they get a bit pokey. And because they’ve more than likely been in that position for a while, you don’t always notice until you pass a mirror and notice your hi-beams are misaligned. Then you’ve got to find somewhere private to adjust because it’s not just a subtle tweak, to get the nips pointing in the right direction sometimes a full boob adjustment is in order.
I don’t think you really understand how boobs work. They just hang there, all limp and useless. They aren’t like arms. I would notice if I was holding one arm above my head and the other behind my back, but boobs feel the same whether the nipples are pointed up, down, or sideways. The only way to tell where my nipples are is to look or feel, which I’m not constantly doing.
I don’t know what’s going on with your balls, that’s outside of my area of expertise, but I’d guess they don’t work the same as boobs.
I can’t help but wonder if that’s somehow related to the ability of the body to regulate testicle temperature by retracting or releasing the scrotum? As in you’ve got all these nerves in there that are specifically designed to tell your brain if the balls are up snug or swinging loose, which then helps the brain decide if they need to be warmer or cooler and adjust accordingly?
Ah, you’ve never met Joyce at our local friendly supermarket. She’s on a daily horror-show boob watch. Reason? She’s probably something like 50L and she doesn’t wear a bra. I swear that they hang down past her waistline.
It’s like the car wreck that you must slow down and look at.
Usually if they are tucked into the bra properly, mine tend to stay as they were put. But sometimes they can shift some. I do look myself over in the mirror (if there is one) when I use the restroom, and I have been known to duck back into a stall to “fix the girls” if they are not aligned properly.
You owe my husband a sympathy card. I just died laughing.
Thirded. I’m pretty sure my industrial strength mattress-padded push-up bra ensures that my nipples do not make any surprise appearances in public. I can’t fathom the embarrassment that would cause!
How does one notice something like this? I can’t recall seeing this in my life. Of course, I’m female, so that might have something to do with it. But I’ve never seen the male version either. Is that what people are looking at as they go about their day?
I never realized you were a girl until I read this post.
You have this backwards. As a straight man, “going about my day” is what I do only when there are no boobs available to look at. I think I speak for all such individuals here.
No, not at all. We aren’t looking at your breasts. Pay no attention to what I said earlier, and feel free to prance about braless. Or shirtless, if that’s what you want to do. We won’t mind. Heck we probably won’t even notice, cause we’re not preoccupied with breasts at all. Nope. Not a bit.
OK, take a deep breath and a get a grip on the following:
You men are more aware of our boobs, what they look like, and what they’re doing, than we are.
Yes, really. And admit it - you’re hoping we’ll “do something about it” where you can see, at least in some horny corner of your brain. As other women have pointed out, breasts are often squished into a bra (particularly sporting bras) and if they slide “out of alignment”, shall we say, no, most women wouldn’t notice and wouldn’t have clue. We’re about as aware of it as you would be about having a smudge on your elbow or toejam between your toes. Our boobs are nowhere near as sensitive as your balls.
