Cocktail recipes using new Krispy Kreme beverage

As has been noted elsewhere, Krispy Kreme is introducing a line of doughnut-flavour drinks.

Too often, those who would like a cocktail are faced with the chore of squeezing fresh fruit. There aren’t enough ways to make cocktails using commercial ingredients. And there certainly aren’t enough creamy, fluffy ones with ice-breaking names.

A couple of suggestions:
Officer Alexander
1 1/2 oz Brandy
1 oz creme de cacao
1 oz Original (glazed doughnut flavour) Krispy Kreme blended beverage
Nutmeg to garnish

Half fill a shaker with ice cubes. Add brandy, creme de cacao and glazed doughnut beverage, Shake, strain into a cocktail glass. Grate a little nutmeg over the top.

Fat Russian
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
Original (glazed doughnut flavour) Krispy Kreme blended beverage

Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice cubes. Add vodka and Kahlua. Fill with glazed doughnut beverage.

For the love of God, please don’t use any booze nicer then “Albertson’s Ultra-Fancy Brandee ™ Brandy-Flavored Beverage” in the first drink and “Vons Single-Charcoal Filtered Vodka–Now with Less Methanol!” in the second.

Pretty please.

Krispy Mary

**1T ** Donut sludge
1T Generic tomato soup
6 Those leftover Taco Bell hotsauce packets on the floor of your car
3c Vodka

How about a Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi?

Take equal parts of fish juice and donut slime (Little Chocolate Doughnut flavor), add alcohol until unconscious.