Guys who consume coffee regularly did you noticed that?
Wait, so coffee will make me stronger, but only when I’m in bed? Maybe I should bring an old mattress outside when I’m splitting logs. My poor muscles get pooped so easily these days.
Just where do you expect to find your control group of non-coffee-drinkers, in this country?
Places with a heavy Mormon population?
Since the OP is asking for personal experiences, let’s move this to IMHO.
Colibri
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If it doesn’t keep him up, it will at least keep him awake.
No shit. I think all my bodily fluids are 85% caffeine.
Given that the birthrate in Utah is the highest in the U.S., one might conclude that coffee makes you* weaker* in bed. 
You mean, like, lifting weights and stuff? I try not to do that in bed because the dumbbells put dents in the pillows.
Or “stronger” as in other activities? Doesn’t the excess caffeine cause a speed-up that the partner finds undesirable?
*Made up my mind a long time ago
Ain’t no reason not to take it slow
It took a long time but I learned what they like
Once you’ve learned my lesson it’s like ridin’ a bike
Slow
Slow,
learn my lesson
Slow
Slow*
- Rev. Horton Heat
Aren’t they also pretty opposed to contraception? If so, I would think that has a much more significant impact on birth rates than whether or not people drink coffee.
Yes, it makes my urine stream much stronger.
So, wait…
Is KaleMan worried that CoffeeMan is stronger in bed?
I hope SpinachGirl doesn’t find out or she’ll dump his green ass for some hot java.
Nobody else saw Bogotá Nights with Juan Valdez as Dirk Diggler?
“There’s a stain on my notebook where the coffee cup was
And there’s ash in these pages, now I’ve got myself lost…”