Warning: thesis-length preaching imminent!
I consider myself a coffee snob, others have told me I’m just a pretentious jerk who doesn’t know what he’s talking about. So take the following advice with a very large grain of salt.
First, regarding the Keurig. Since you asked for advice, I’ll tell you that, IMO, absolutely anything is better than a Keurig. The crap down at the local 7-Eleven is better than a Keurig. The Wal-Mart shit from the Navy percolator that the guys at the AA meeting make is better than a Keurig. Their only redeeming feature is their speed and ease of use. As I posted in a recent thread the one I had made my coffee taste like plastic. Yuck. I would honestly prefer instant over the stuff from a Keurig—at least instant doesn’t taste like plastic. For people who love their Keurig, great. It’s just not for me.
See, the secret to good coffee is threefold: good beans that have been freshly ground, clean and very hot (about 195-205f) water, and time—about 3-4 minutes spent in contact with the grounds. Add in a carafe of some sort that doesn’t produce weird tastes (i.e., no plastic) and you’ll have good coffee. Obviously, the Keurig fails on all three counts. A French Press meets all the requirements with one simple device. But it does take a bit of attention to detail to make a good cup.
A French Press is easy to use, the messy part is cleaning it out. Obviously, you have to do something with the grounds. I have a strainer that lives under the kitchen sink. After I’ve had my morning dose I pull out the strainer, line it with a square of paper towel, and dump the grounds (they’ll have a bit of water left in them, making it a kind of slurry) into the paper-lined strainer. Rinse the pot out, pour that into the strainer, then clean the press with soap and water as you would any other dirty dish. Come back in 10 minutes after the water has drained out of the strainer and dump the whole mess into the trash. I know someone who had the basket from an old drip maker and a supply of coffee filters just for that purpose. Another option, frowned upon by plumbers, it to rinse it out in the bathroom sink, dumping the coffee grounds down the toilet. Also, of course, you’ll need to invest in a kettle which will take up stove or counter space. This was a consideration when I lived in a small flat with a tiny stove and only one outlet in the kitchen.
The French Press does produce some sediment in the final brew. Usually that’s more noticeable with pre-ground coffee, and usually it settles to the bottom of your mug which makes it less noticeable. But it does change the “texture” of the coffee, making it a tiny bit thicker if that makes sense. It really isn’t noticeable unless you have a mug of filtered brew to compare it to.
Either way, something to consider.
If you want a really good coffee easily you need to pony up for a good drip maker. The best is probably the Technivorm Moccamaster. It looks and works like your average drip coffee maker. Beware, however, that the price tag is steep. Over $300US. But what this gets you is a machine that gets the water truly hot and is engineered to let the water soak through the grounds for the requite time. The final brew is deposited in a stainless steel vacuum carafe, so the water is in contact with plastic for a very short time. Bonavita also makes some almost-as good drip machines that cost less. However, the coffee isn’t quite as good as the stuff from the Technivorm.
Whole beans are always the way to go. Different brands have different taste profiles, and things like Dark Roast, French Roast, Breakfast Blend, and the like taste wildly different between roasters. It’s fun to experiment. If you buy them in bulk freezing is kind ok if you have to, but do it small batches with the air removed—a vacuum sealer is best. Once the beans are thawed put them in an airtight container like a mason jar or similar. Ideally you’d find a reputable local roaster and buy a week’s worth at a time. For most people, me included, this is too big a PITA to actually do.
If you do grind your own get a good burr grinder. These work by feeding the beans through two grinding surfaces, similar to the way stone-ground flour used to be produced. This ensures that the grinds are of uniform size. The small grinders with a spinning blade at the bottom of the hopper creates grinds of wildly different sizes as well as produces heat, which can affect the taste of the final brew.
Finally, whether or not this is all worth it depends mightily on how you take your coffee. I drink my coffee black. A lot of the nuances that I like are lost when one adds sugar and especially milk or cream, and double especially if it’s powdered or flavored. A cousin of mine told me she wants to try different coffee blends. I told her she wouldn’t notice the difference because she fills her cup about 2/3 with coffee, adds two spoons of sugar, then fills the cup the rest of the way with Coffee Mate vanilla flavored creamer. I told she’s just drinking weird chemicals, not coffee. I took a sip and honestly couldn’t taste a single molecule of coffee. She likely could’ve doctored up a cup of skim milk with the same junk and it would’ve tasted the same. That’s when I was informed of my apparent pretentiousness. However, I maintain that if your cup of coffee contains anything besides black coffee how you make it, the brand of coffee you use, and pretty much anything else I’ve just pontificated about is meaningless.
Being a coffee snob is like being a wine snob, only more fun and less damaging to the wallet.
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