Cold dance

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok here I sit looking out my window on November 28 and what do I see but a lady with lovely calves walking by. Very nice. But the point is…why can I see her calves? IT IS LATE NOVEMBER and the temperature here in Richmond, Va should be hovering around 30-40 degrees f. Normally she would be bundled up this time of year.

I am looking for a good cold dance. We tried the Hustle, but only 2 of us in the office could do it. The Mashed Potato just looks ridiculous and someone only suggested the Running Man because it is so easy anyone can do it. I really have no faith in its ability to influence the weather.

Please limit the dances to cold dances. It is ok if snow flurries or even up to 6" of snow is included in the dance, but please do not sneak in any steps that will cause more snow than that or significant icing. We will have no way of knowing and are really at your mercy.

Once in 1989 someone suggested the Foxtrot followed immediately by the Mexican hat Dance and the resulting hail damaged many cars. Please be responsible in your suggestions.

Thanks.

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Once you find out what that cold dance is, will you teach me? I need a really strong one, though, living in Florida.

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Well, we can eliminate the Salsa

Not to mention all of the belly-dancing I know. (sorry guys) That’s more likely to heat things up than cool them down. :wink:

Maybe you should start with a Tango?

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One of us here knew how to Tango, but you may have heard, it takes two. So after a few lessons we were two couples (one man/woman one man/man - we had to make do) prancing and dipping our way through the office.

We ran outside to see what happened. Turns out our cars were covered with bird kaka and there were some folks in the parking lot trying to seel us perfume that smelle JUST LIKE Giorgio. I have no idea where they came from, but I suspect our poor rendition of the Tango led them our way.

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Try dancing the Shag to * Wooly Bully *. That should summon forth the wooly mammoths, and mayhap they’ll bring snow and temps near freezing with them. :eek: