colder than a witches' teat

Yeesh. This is one of the oldest threads I’ve ever seen resurrected. 3 years and a month. What’s the record?

Geezer, first, welcome to the Straight Dope Message Boards, we’re glad to have you with us.

Please read the FAQ and rules about posting, because you’ve started out with two minor violations (or near-violations).

First, we discourage people from posting to very old threads. It’s better to start a new thread. This thread hadn’t been posted to for three years. Some of the people who posted here are no longer active, so they can’t answer your points and your “debate” becomes one-sided. And, people need to read through a fairly long and very old thread to understand your comments, which is sort of inconsiderate. So, when you see an old topic, it’s usually best to start a new thread. You’ll know for next time.

Second, the link to your website in your posts is not really relevant to the discussion at hand. I’ve allowed a couple, but you need to stop repeating it. Once was plenty, and note that you can allow such a link in your personal info. No more. The impression that gives is that you’re trolling. Understood?

Dear Pagandream:

I actually met two and was briefly married to one who could trace her ancentry back 5 generations. One is discredited but the my ex goes by Rhiannon and lives in the SF Bay area…

DrBen

Well, then, how cold were their tits?