Colitas in the Eagle's Hotel California-1997

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Somehow while driving on a dark desert highway with the cool wind in my hair, probably in a convertible with the top down, I can’t imagine the "Warm smell of colitas’ as being the tip of marijuana cigs. For that to be the case, it would have to be growing all over the fields, and even burning to be warm!

Colitas, of course can be any type of small tail, so a warm smell of colitas might be from barbequed pig tails, which is as plausible as lobster tail.

Although ‘colita’ has been applied to a cigarette tip, after it’s nearly all burnt, I can’t imagine being able to smell that while going down a desert California highway, unless they were my own colitas!

What brought this on? Well, I’m in China, and seems as though the Eagle’s song is popular enough to hear it as a staple in many stereo shops!

whit3hawk

Welcome, whit3hawk. I’m guessing this post is referring to this [url=http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_001.html]link[/urk], in which Cecil says it’s the tip of a marijuana branch (i.e. the bud), not a spliff.

Seach is your friend.
the answer is here:

“But why was there Cool-Whip in my hair?”

Colitas are a prostitutes of short stature.

What, and they’re smelling them? Euugh…

Dark dessert highway… does that imply Hershey?

Another fine parody of this tune is the “Berkeley California” variant, about the Unix wars. Looks like it’s becoming topical again…

Since this is covered in one of Cecil’s columns, I’ll move this to Comments on Cecil’s Columns.

DrMatrix - GQ Moderator

Red wine …meet keyboard. Hey was that you nose?

Hotel California can only b about a whore house. Listen to the words of the song, and see for yourself. “…mirrors on the ceiling, champagne on ice, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device.”