College Education... A joke/parody of commonly held knowledge.

[Baron_Greenback]

Mind you this could well be some sort of meta-thingy. It’s great!

[jjimm]

@Hal_Briston

I predict (nay, insist) that “keep winching that haggis” make its way into the SMDB vernacular.

Please don’t let Snowboarder Bore read that.

[Baron_Greenback]

@jjimm

Please don’t let Snowboarder Bore read that.

I’m jumping down that haggis, dude. Or is it UP that haggis?

[Gedd]

Winch it . . .
Winch it good . . .

[drachillix]

@Baron_Greenback

Words can be used as weapons. You do not use words as weapons.

Somewhat more clumsy and random than a blaster…

[jjimm]

@Olbaid3

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TL DR.

Would someone who’s read all of this be able to summarize it for me?

[Voyager]

@Baron_Greenback

Words can be used as weapons. You do not use words as weapons.

I predict this person has a great future writing for education journals. But he/she needs to obfuscate the prose just a bit more.

[Thudlow_Boink]

@BubbaDog

It’s not to late to bail out of this brutal curriculum and jump to a poly-sci degree is it?

How many different scis does that entail?

[Algher]

@Gedd

Winch it . . .
Winch it good . . .

That is offal of you to put that tune in my head.

[Rachellelogram]

@jjimm

TL DR.

Would someone who’s read all of this be able to summarize it for me?

I think it’s a report card. Straight D minuses.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@jjimm

Please don’t let Snowboarder Bore read that.

The haggis is being winched from a quarry.

[Darth_Panda]

@jjimm

Would someone who’s read all of this be able to summarize it for me?

Yes.

[kushiel]

@jjimm

TL DR.

Would someone who’s read all of this be able to summarize it for me?

I can’t tell if he’s happy, or sad with a bunch of dashes. It’s kinda all running together to me.

[iftheresaway]

@Thudlow_Boink

How many different scis does that entail?

Poly-sci is wrong and outdated. Mono-sci is the only true path.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@jjimm

Please don’t let Snowboarder Bore read that.

It doesn’t matter what we do he’s going to keep winching that haggis till the end of his days.

[Malacandra]

@jjimm

Please don’t let Snowboarder Bore read that.

Let’s go down to the quarry and throw haggises in there!

[Scumpup]

Let’s go down to the winch and haggis wenches…no, wait…let’s go down to the haggis and winch wenches…no…aw screw it…bonerific!

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

Now a haggis witch, that’s something I could get behind.

[Smeghead]

If poly-sci is too much, you can start with oligo-sci and work your way up.

[Robb]

Haggis is too beautiful to deserve time in the pit.