Good for you. 
What a wonderful evening to celebrate whatever event everyone wants to have to celebrate Eve’s 5000th post.
Congratulations, Eve!
Seems like only yesterday our little Flora stepped out of anonymity. And here’s Eve with 5000 posts. Where does the time go?
Congratulations, Eve. You are and always have been one of the high points of this board.
Congrats Eve!
Oh, and, um, one other thing. Maybe you noticed it. Maybe you didn’t. I’m guessing you have. I mean, you haven’t posted anything about it but would you suspect a doper? Who knows? Actually, that’s probably the first group you’d suspect. But I’m rambling. So I’ll come clean now. Right after. Three more. Fragmented sentences.
OK, you know those customer review forms on Amazon?
Well, that one from Golden Images was mine.
Happy 5000! (and 37)
Ender—are YOU the one who made the lewd crack on my amazon.com review?! My publisher and I both got a good laff out of it . . .
Gratz Eve! Wow 5000, I don’t think I’ve managed to put that many words on the board let alone complete posts.
Yea, happy 5000. Luv ya babe 
(heh heh heh only 4919 to go!)
Ooops, meant 4911, er 4910…
OK I know I know that’s enough now.
Slinks silently back into the darkness.
That “Golden Showers” thing? ayup.
Ender—Oh, well, a good review is a good review, kinky sex references or not . . .
Really…?
That should make her just about perfect, then.
Congratulations, Lady Eve.
For another 5000 times 5000 posts, may you continue to delight and entertain us, the heathens you share these boards with. Let your class so shine…
Aren’t you sweet, Tygr. I just got my new author’s photos back from the photographer, and sent 'em on to my publisher. I fear I am starting to look a wee bit Bea Arthury in my middle age . . .
Well, I posted it and then I wondered how you would react. I suppose that’s the opposite of how it should have been. I imagined three scenarios.
- You having a good laugh over it.
- You getting royally pissed off.
- You in a Victorian dress, blushing and fanning yourself, hand over your chest exclaiming “Well, I never!”
Then I could come in with the Groucho Marx cigar and moustache and say “Well, there’s a first time for everything.”
But I’m glad you liked it. I did give you 5 stars! Too bad it only goes up to 5.
“Bea Arthury”?
Phipple.
I’ve looked at your picture, um… a few times, Eve. 41748 pixels says a zillion words, my dear.
The only way you could ever approach Bea Arthur-ishness is if a pit-bull accidentally snuck into your teleportation pod (I’d blame Vincent Price, myself).
Congratulations on 5 thou, Eve!
You are a class act all the way. We are lucky you choose to spend your (I am sure limited) free time here.
Congratulations, Eve!
See what you would have missed had you not reconsidered? Congrats, Eve/Flo. Please regale us with 5,000 more…
Congratulations Eve! I was actually there that night you know, when you went on at short notice for Margot Channing in “Aged In Wood”. You were wonderful!
And now look at you!
Can I hold your Sarah Siddons award, just for a moment? Oh, it does feel good.
Now you go on to bed, I’ll tidy everything up here. Don’t you worry about a thing…
Redboss
Truly remarkable, that someone can post not 5000 units of drivel or mindless echoes, but rather 5000 moments that uplift, enlighten, or just cause one to marvel.
Well done.