Common cure-alls?

One of the most popular cure-alls out there is vinegar.

Not just plain ordinary vinegar, mind you. It must be apple cider vinegar, and not your regular ACV, but the special stuff with goop floating on top (the “mother”), available through your favorite natural food and supplement dealer. An amazing number of people believe ACV cures just about anything (the following list is instructive, though not all-inclusive):

ARTHRITIS

ASTHMA

BLOOD LOSS

COLITIS

COUGHS

DIARRHEA

DIZZINESS

EAR DISCHARGE

ECZEMA

EYES (TIRED AND SORE)

FATIGUE

FOOD POISONING

HAIR LOSS

HAYFEVER

HEADACHES

HEARING

HEARTBURN

HEMORRHAGES

HICCOUGHS (HICCUPS)

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

INSOMNIA

KIDNEYS AND BLADDER

(page 4)

AILMENTS (M-Z):

MENSTRUATION

MUCOUS DISCHARGES

NAIL PROBLEMS

NERVOUSNESS

NOSE BLEED

NOSE - STUFFY

OBESITY

SHINGLES

SORE THROAT

TEETH

VARICOSE VEINS

WEIGHT GAIN

WEIGHT LOSS

ITCHY SCALP

I was especially struck by how ACV combats both weight gain and weight loss. There’s got to be some powerful juju that lets it do both things! Maybe both at once!

Cures cancer too.

Just don’t make fun of ACV in any forum in which there are devotees. They’ll take your head off (it must not be real good as a mood enhancer).

I’m going with warm salt water.

Bathing any boo boo, in warm salty water, seems to always work.

A coincidence, that tropical beaches, provide an endless supply of warm salty water? Who can say?

So my cureall is a tropical beach vacation!
I usually prescribe a 3 wk course.
You’re welcome!

A big one missing there is gout. It also is good for washing your floors and helping out with your laundry - well, white vinegar is.

(Menstruation? I didn’t realize that needed to be cured.)

Yes, doctor. I’ll get on that by August, latest!

I find that taking a good dump cures a lot of stuff.

That was my grandfather with Listerine. It was like the Jewish version of Windex. He washed his hair in it to avoid dandruff. He put it on his face when it was too oily. He rinsed with it, he used it to get rid of all ills.

My cure-alls are usually healthy food, sleep and exercise.

I believe this is the funniest post I’ve ever seen on IMDB. :smiley:

I believe this is the funniest post I’ve ever seen on IMDB. :smiley: