I’ll trade you.
I’ll go along with that, if you’ll go along with my addendum:
- Everybody who can pass a background check is REQUIRED to own a gun.
- Any such person who cannot afford a gun will be provided one free of charge by the government.
- Gun ownership is a requirement for any elected office.
- Giving away, destroying, mutilating, or anything else that renders a gun unusable by the original owner shall be punished by a mandatory 15-year prison term.
- Any person who cannot pass the handgun aptitude test shall be given free remedial lessons for at least 3 months.
- There shall be no restriction on any form of carry of any type of weapon in any place whatsoever.
- Anybody who calls the police at the sight of somebody calmly open carrying shall be given a 6-month prison sentence for misuse of emergency services.