I’m still tripping out over the lunch with the CEO. Most employees spend most of their day ducking their boss! Who the hell would want to wake up and then see 'em first thing over breakfast? “Oooh! I get to have my scrambled eggs with Somebody Special!”
:rolleyes:
The thing that pisses me off about stuff like this is that almost every corporation does it. Mr. Levins used to work for Chili’s, which is owned by Brinker International…and every Christmas, Chili’s found some needy family and would give them a Christmas. (Gifts, turkey, all that crap.)
But they solicited donations for the Needy Chili Family amongst their waiters, hostesses, bussers, line cooks, etc…all the people making the least amount of money in the whole company.
And when Mr. Levins inquired of one of the managers during this yearly high-pressure fund-drive if Brinker International were going to, say, donate anything themselves, or match their staff dollar-for-dollar, the answer was…
“Well, you know, we organize it. That’s our contribution.”
And Mr. Levins says, “So…lemme get this straight. We all donate our hard-earned dollars to this family, and Chili’s doesn’t donate a dime…and who gets the positive press coverage in the community? Who gets the big engraved award?”
The answer was, “You’re not seeing the point.”
And Mr. Levins, ever the nosy, says, “And what’s the management incentive to go to so much trouble?”
Yep. The store with the highest amount of donations from the staff would be rewarded by Brinker with management bonuses.
So yeah. Brinker would “organize” the fund-drive by hounding its lowly employees to donate to a needy family. And then Brinker would get the kudos, without donating anything themselves. And then the management would get bonuses for “encouraging and promoting” the fund drive. Without actually donating anything either.
Makes the head spin, doesn’t it.
Talk about killing the spirit of Christmas…where’s George Bailey when you need him?