Pretty neat!
Sorry that was meant to be a MPSIMS post. :o [sub](and no, that awful “embarrased” smiley does not mean I’m embarassed enough to give you a blow job)[/sub]
"If convicted, your penalty will be a fine of at least $250, up to a maximum of $500 and imprisonment for up to 6 months."
I think this calculator is missing a couple things. Like the part about totally ruining your life. Putting most of your goals on hold for 12 months and destroying any chances at the others. Suspending your military career for a year and your law enforcement career indefinitely! Throwing away two years of blood, sweat and tears in the Army’s Q course, just to be sent home early on an involuntary withdrawal. Having to return home with no job and no place to live. Having to work shitty ass jobs doing things like construction where you have to work with ignorant racist white rednecks all day!
Not to mention 3,000 dollars spent on a lawyer who does nothing for you, 800 dollars for probation and court costs, and hours of shitty community service. License suspended for a year and insurance that will soon be cancelled when they find out.
Yep, I think the calculator needs a bit of tweaking.
YMMV. Dont drink and drive people. Please!! It could be worse. The calculator doesn’t even mention what could happen if you hit and kill someone. 12 months of living hell is still better than living the rest of your life knowing you accidentally killed someone!!
Bear you had all of that happen on your FIRST offense? If so, yes, you did have a shitty lawyer.
Ah, posting while under the influence! Okay, astro, spread 'em.
Urk.
On second thought, don’t. I’ll just move this over to MPSIMS anyway.
TVeblen,
IMHO mod
It amuses me the the DWI calculator has a Lawyer of the Month feature.
Might just be amusing to me. . . . ~S