Complete BS movie trivia

All the current (and very recent past) interest in Shakespeare on film is due to the Bard himself. He is alive and well, living in the Pacific Palasaides. A brilliant scientist in his own right, he put himself in suspended animation in a secret chamber far underground near Loch Noch (who’s there?)

He programmed his apparatus to revive him whenever a nuclear device was detonated by the French. In addition to reviving current interest in his old works, he forever changed the face of TV by introducing the groundbreaking, pure genius work of art known as Joannie Loves Chachi.

He was also responsible for Ronald Reagan’s rise to political power.

btw, he looks nothing like what you would expect for a man of several hundred years of age. Because he also perfected a de-aging machine that looks suspiciously like a restored 1969 Camaro RS. He lives and writes under the name of Marcus Weezendanguer and has been stunt and body double for John Cusak in his last 12 films.

There was supposed to be an entire subplot in the movie Titanic in which the Munsters were passengers on board the ship. Most of their footage was ultimately removed, but you can just glimpse Herman in one of the lifeboats.

Sir Richard Attenborough originally intended his epic biography “Gandhi” (1982) to have all characters portrayed by the Muppets. Studio executives vehemently protested this decision as being disrespectful of the subject matter. Needless to say, they also nixed his idea of filming it in 3-D.

The special effects budget for the movie “Capricorn One” (1978) became so outrageous that it was decided it would be much cheaper just to send all 3 actors to Mars and film eevrything along the way. This is believed to have had deleterious effects on all 3 actors:
Sam Waterston went on to make the mega-turkey “Heaven’s Gate”, James Brolin went on to marry Barbara Streisand and OJ Simpson … well some things are better left unsaid.

The motion picture adaptation of The Outsiders actually had one of the largest-known production budgets of the day. However, it was agreed upon by all to spend the bulk of this windfall on extensive catering services and recreational activities between scene changes to acheive that “poor” vibe, irking those higher up.

In the film Portnoy’s Complaint, every action that appears dramatically licensed or is seemingly alluded to actually did occur in the interest of realism.

In the chocolate sauce scene in Psycho, the sauce is actually human blood. Chocolate sauce does not look realistic in black & white.

Walt Disney learned about camera technology and filmmaking by observing his father, Bruno Disney, who produced and directed a series of “love shorts” — silent one-reel hard-core pornographic movies mostly made in Europe between 1909 and 1927 primarily to be shown in the lobbies of brothels to entertain and arouse the patrons while they waited for their women. Walt himself appears in several of them; for example, he can briefly be seen in 1915’s Les trois nonnes et le chiot heureux playing the voyeuristic altarboy peering over the courtyard wall.

In The Sound of Music, the part of Marta was played by a young girl named Debbie Turner, who had responded to an open casting call. Shortly after filming completed, she vanished, and investigation revealed that the names and biographical information she and her “parents” had given were entirely faked. Why they felt it necessary to perpetrate this hoax, and what became of her, has never been determined.

It’s commonly believed that the famous “Indy pulls out a gun and shoots the sword-wielding guy” scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark came about because Harrison Ford was sick and tired of filming, and ad libbed what became a classic scene. This is mostly true. In fact, Ford was so exhausted and frustrated with numerous reshoots that he pulled out his prop pistol and pantomimed shooting himself, which inspired George Lucas to rewrite the scene as we now know it.

I once met a guy who actually liked Gigli (or is that pushing the bounds of implausibility too far?)

While I normally appreciate your bastion of knowledge, NCB, I feel compelled to correct this slightly inaccurate statement per this site:

Ah… :smack:

On rechecking my source, I see I misread “spent wooden bowling pins” as “137mm armor piercing artillary shells.”

Easy to do.

It’s not widely known, but – ever a stickler for realism – Charlton Heston insisted his own blood be used in the fountain for the final scene of Omega Man. He stored 17 units in his traveling wet-bar in preparation for the role. [I heard this directly from Anthony Zerbe, so I know it’s true.]

Also, Bowling for Columbine is entirely Claymation.

I guess that old rumor probably has something to do with the verifiable and well known fact that Romanians often substituted 137mm armor piercing artillary shells when they ran out of bowling pins, which they did quite frequently in the pre WWII days, due to the government’s policy of “one frame only for wooden bowling pin use.”

The technicians from Industrial Light and Magic built a walking talking C-3PO robot for the first Star Wars movie. Alas, due to the RAM limitations of the time, it had trouble remembering its lines, and George Lucas had to hire Anthony Daniels to dub over the robot’s voice.

In 1932 Wilhelm Majors Burtt III, ostracized by his family due to his short stature, left home and set his sites on Hollywood. After seven years of menial roles in a variety of films, Wilhelm reached his breaking point while acting as a munchkin in the Wizard of Oz and committed suicide on film. Unfortunately for editor Blanche Sewell, Wilhelm’s suicide ruined the best take of the scene. Working to meet a deadline, Sewell merely edited out Wilhem’s blood curdling scream and hoped no one would notice the young actor dying in the background. Years later, Wilhem’s nephew Benjamin Burtt Jr discovered the original unedited footage and has since inserted Wilhems dying yell into several of the movies he has worked on (including Star Wars and Indiana Jones) as a macabre tribuite to his deceased uncle.

Also, did you know that when actress Virginia Gregg was unable to finish filming her critical part as “Mother” in the movie Psycho a quick thinking Anthony Perkins grabbed her costume and took her place? Unfortunately, confused audiences at test screenings easily saw through Perkins’ disguise. As a result, Hitchcock had to tack on an extra scene at the end of the movie in order to explain the casting change.

All of the slave roles in GONE WITH THE WIND were in fact played by white actors so as not to offend the NAACP. The lady known to the world as Hattie “Mammy” McDaniel, supposedly the first “African-American” ever to win an Oscar, was revealed after her death to have been born Tovah “Boom-Boom” Tsantarovic, a Croat drag queen best known previously for his one man show “Croatia? I Don’t Even Know Ya!”

Yoda’s furious fight scene at the end of STAR WARS 2: ATTACK OF THE CLONES was filmed by dressing a hyperactive Jack Russell Terrier in a green body stocking, strapping a flashlight to his neck, and taping pork chops to Christopher Lee while offstage several stagehands blew whistles. As he jumped around and attacked spastically, CGI artists overlaid the more familiar Yoda over the greenspace.

PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE is based on sworn testimony.

GODFATHER 2 began life as an ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW reunion in which the life of Andy Taylor was paralleled to the rise of his father under the Jim Crow Laws of the early 19th century and Barney mistakenly thinks Opie tried to have him killed for squealing on him for only putting 3 cents into the charity box. When Howard “Ernest T. Bass” Morris wasn’t able to make the movie due to contractual obligations, his role fell to Lee Strasberg and gradually the rest of the Godfather gang fell into place, though Abe Vigoda had been cast as Tessio from the start in both projects.

In the original IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, it was revealed that Clarence was actually a homeless refugee from a CIA mind control experiment and that George’s “vision” was the result of some LSD Clarence slipped in his drink. The movie ended with George being convinced the Christmas tree was a tentacled monster trying to eat him, traumatizing Zusu and setting up a sequel that eventually became FRAILTY.

Original choice for the role of Obi Wan Kenobi in STAR WARS: Redd Foxx. (“Hey Luke, your daddy left something here for you… it was a light saber… but I sold it.”) Original choice for Princess Leia: a 19 year old Harvey Feirstein. (“I just want your help for our rebellion… is that so wrooing?”) Original choices for Han Solo & Chewbacca: Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin, but it fell apart at the last minute because Dean Martin got sober.

Speaking of the Rat Pack: Original choice for DRIVING MISS DAISY- Sammy Davis, Jr., and Lucille Ball. They only shot the scene in which Hoke tells her “Listen, babe, I’m as upset as you bout the Temple bombing, cause those cats are my tribe too…”, to which Miss Daisy responds “Waaaaaaaaaah!”

Margaret Mitchell author of Gone With The Wind contrived one of the greatest hoaxes of all time. Her entire book was based on a totally fictitious war which appeared to her in a dream.

In order to increase the appeal of this rather long tale, she convinced studio executives that such a war actually occurred in US History. Not wanting to appear ignorant and uneducated, the studio executives played right into her hands as they said “Oh yeah that Civli War”. It wasn’t until several weeks after the release of the film was it revealed that the story was totally fictitious !!!

The studio execs (not wanting to appear even dumber than they were) launched an incredibly involved scheme to rewrite American history, complete with newly printed revisionist American History textbooks and a retraining program for all of America’s teachers.

Guess it was successful because we all were taught about the Civil War in school right? :: nudge nudge ::

The original screenplay for 2001 called for the second monolith to be found on Saturn, but filming permits were prohibitivly expensive, so production was moved to Jupiter.

The original ending to The Wizard of Oz had Dorothy decide to stay in Oz with her new friends, followed by a shot of a catatonic Dorothy locked up in a Kansas sanitarium. The ending was scrapped for being, in the immortal words of producer Mervyn LeRoy, “the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.”

Due to changes made to her book for the film version of Interview with a Vampire, author Anne Rice had a $2,000,000 hit put on star Tom Cruise.

During a script dispute on the set of War and Peace, famously autocratic director King Vidor had screenwriter Robert Westerby flayed and branded.

Prior to his dramatic film debut, Hercules in New York, Arnold Schwarzenegger worked long hours with a speech coach, in an attempt to lose his Austrian accent.

He was so successful that most theater goers simply couldn’t believe the voice they were hearing actually belonged to the man they saw on the screen.

As a result of this, his voice had been over-dubbed by noted voice actor Harold Lipschitz in every film appearance he’s made since.

City Slickers was originally conceived, and written as, a sequel to When Harry Met Sally. Most traces of the original story were lost during the development of the final screenplay…all that remains is casting of Billy Crystal and Bruno Kirby in leading roles; and a “throwaway” line (deleted for time in the theatrical release, but due to be restored for the DVD) that mentions that “Mitch”'s wife Barbara’s maiden name was “Albright.”

Joseph Goebbels was an assistant scriptwriter for Metropolis, using a pseudonym. In his later career, he claimed that he’d taken the job for “catharsis” after his “particularly hurtful” breakup with his favorite mistress.

Q. What do Being John Malkovich, The Hunt for Red October, and Miracle on 34th Street have in common? A. They’re all filmed in “real time.”

Freaky Friday’s Lindsay Lohan was born in 1965. Her youthful appearance is the result of an exceedingly rare genetic condition known as antigeria…an affliction that leaves it’s sufferers effectively immortal.

The “flashback” footage in The Quiet Man is the actual footage taken from an aborted film project of John Wayne’s…a film that was canned after Wayne actually did kill his sparring partner, accidentally, and on film. The look of shock and horror on Wayne’s face is completely genuine.

The family of the slain stuntman, one “Joe Chill,” actually requested that the “death reel” be used in a film, as a final tribute to Chill’s work.

Akira is an adaption of Madame Bovary.

Disney’s Sleeping Beauty had to be heavily reedited before it’s initial theatrical release, because of the MPAA’s concern about the “obvious lesbian subtext” between Flora, Fauna, and Merriweather.

This so enraged Walt Disney that he ordered his animators to subtley insert dozens of Swastikas, Hammers and Sickles, and abstract renderings of raised middle fingers into the background plates of the film, mostly disguised as tree branches or cracks in stone walls. They remained undiscovered until 1978.

(I forget which poster has the relative sig line, but…)

Krakatoa is east of Java. The maps are all wrong. Prior to the film’s release, the maps and almanacs all reflected their proper geographical position, but map reading was becoming a lost art, and business was slipping. Cartographers at a holiday party drunkenly decided to make a little change, screw with peoples heads. When the effects of the alcohol served at the party had worn off (Jager bombs, I believe), billions of maps had already been printed, and it was more cost effective to leave the “error” in place. This mistake has been a running joke in the map making industry ever since.

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[li]Most movie themes are recognized by their music. Did you know most of them also have lyrics? These include Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, and Jaws.[/li][li]South park was originally animated with Claymation™.[/li][li]The original Matrix script was written for Neo to swallow the blue pill. Out of impulse, Neo reached for the red pill. Rather than redo the shot, this scene was left alone. In an interview afterwards, Keanu Reaves explained that red is his favorite color.[/li][/ul]

The Women (1939) was actually performed by look-alike hookers from a Hollywood bordello who resmbled Joan Crawford, Norma Shearer, et al.

And there was no such person as “Tallulah Bankhead.” That was actually famed female impersonator T.C. Jones, who invented her for a career boost.