Mean Joe Green Has just wrapped up his award ceremony for Legends of the NFL when he sees a man and his young son apparently approaching him for his autograph.
“Good to see you again,” says the father of the child.
Mean Joe cocks his head at the man, and recognizes him from decades before…
(flashback to Mean Joe limping off the field, a child offering him a coke, and in return gives the child his football jersey)
The now-grown child unzips his jacket to reveal he is wearing the old jersey…
…and his son steps forward and offers Mean Joe a coke.
Here’s an idea for a miniseries of commercials hawking several different products:
Roy Schieder and Richard Dreyfus sneak onto a marina dock in the middle of the night to gut open a shark.
Fish gut smell makes them gag, so they squirt som Old Spice aftershave into a hankerchief and breathe through it so as not to puke. After a few moments, they start drenching their cheeks and necks in the stuff. After a few moments they smile at each other…then spy the camera and realize they drifted out of macho-mode, so they snap back into character and get back to work, snatching brief embarrassed glances at the camera.
(football action)
Rich and Roy are still emptying the shark with a growing pile of fish heads, coffee cans, liscence plates, and other assorted debris behind them.
Rich suddenly pulls out a human arm. He sees the watch on the wrist and brings it to his own ear for a moment, then thrusts it to the camera lens for a super close-up of the watch face…
Timex…takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!
(football action)
A few more fish heads and rather improbable trash…like an engine cylinder head and a microwave oven…Rich and Roy reach in and pull a small child alive and holding a raft. The child hugs them both and runs off. Roy and Rich are smug and reach behind them to celebrate with a pair of cold beers…
When its time to relax…we’ve got the beer…MILLER BEER!
