Condoleezza's Hair

She’s a brilliant woman, speaks seven languages, is an accomplished pianist, and you’re complaining about her hair?

Yeah, I understand that ivylass, but would you take your pet to a veterinarian that resembled Ace Ventura?

I think she should get a jherri curl so that every time she is on television, they’d play that “Soul Glow” song from Coming to America.

I think she’s a nice-looking woman, except when she scowls and furrows her brow. When she does that, she tends to resemble Chucky from Child’s Play. .

Physically speaking, I think she’s quite hideous. The hair is awful and she has a protruding simian-like ridge above the brow. Other aspects of her do make her somewhat more attractive however.

My understanding is that she was going to get gherri curls but Bush said he liked it the way she has it.

Is there a man in her life? Funny, but I’ve always just assumed she was single.

If he was qualified, yes. I don’t much care how people look, as long as they are clean.

She’d be hot with a “natural.” Say Pam Grier-sized.

Nice legs, too. Ever see one of her photos in a figure-skating outfit? I’d look for a link, but I’m at work.

Good Lord, was she ever young? What did she do, crawl out of the womb as a middle-aged woman?

Seriously, that would kick ass.

I thought maybe we’d have a Pit Rant about her being called “Dr. Rice.”

We’ve had some semi-hostile threads about the general topic of “Should PhD’s dare be called DOCTOR!?” over the years.

I believe one of the arguments was that if one was at a party and someone had a heart attack, there would be confusion and delay getting medical attention from a “real” doctor if we allowed all those poseur PhDs to use the title. It’s goddamn lucky Bob Kerrey didn’t pop a vein in that light-bulb shaped head of his! He’d probably be dead now, what with all those people assuming Condi is an MD.

Signed, “Dr.” Cranky.

You think she wears a wig? I don’t. I was just looking at her hair yesterday and thinking how ugly the style is, but I don’t think it is a wig. Her bangs are the worst, the way they’re too long and pushed over to one side. Ugh.

Ok, what is a “natural” anyway? An afro? What we need is someone with some photoshopping skills to help us see what this would look like. Anyone?

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who hated her hair!

The White House doesn’t have a stylist who could tell her - “Honey, that look is not flattering.”

Foxy Rice?

I’m thinking it would look something like this.

She’s better off with the wings, in my opinion. (Seriously, though, I think a straight pageboy would look as classy and hot, without freaking the cats out too much.)

Well, he evidently snitched her share when they were handing out chins…

Jamie Foxx?

Wow - she looks a lot likeAngela Davis! :eek:

Wow! I cupped my hands around Angela’s face, and damned if I didn’t see Condi looking at me.