In a recent survey it was discovered that the average penis size is about 5 inches. Apparently they just asked a bunch of guys and subtracted 3 inches.
-paraphrasing Conan O’Brien
You’d think Florida would have some representation, the entire state looks like a wang. Then again, maybe all the old retired white dudes bring the average down.
I remember a comedian that did a bit about condoms that came in different sizes and who would actually buy the smaller size? He’d say that he’d go into the drug store and ask for the Magnum size condoms and a package of rubber bands.
Note my location ladies. Just sayin.
By the way, the company does have some good controls on their method.
They track actual orders, by delivery address.
They send out kits showing how to measure.
Sizes are expressed as letters, not in alphabetic order, evidently something like rp, wd, etc. This is done for the specific purpose of masking the size to anyone without the appropriate information sources.
In other words, you don’t have to order two boxes of extra short, super slims.
They figure out the totals on a annual basis, I think, so even the New Orleans chamber of “Commerce” would have to buy a lot of long dong wrappers to skew the results.
On the whole, I don’t think this particular set of statistics is less reliable than . . . say the Census.
Tris
See, women always want large penis till they actually get it, then they don’t want it anymore!
This reminds me of an incident we encountered during Operation Desert Storm.
There was a report that came down instructing all US command forces to issue condoms to US forces. Soldiers were ordered that condoms be placed on the end of their rifle barrels to prevent sand from entering the weapons and jamming them up. In both theory and in practice, this was a good idea.
The Saudis got a hold of this practice and demanded the US forces to provide them with condoms as well. Not wanting to lose face with their allies, they based their requests upon the extended barrel length and caliber of their weapons as compared to the US forces. They wanted condoms that were 5 inches in diameter and 13 inches long. They were very strict about these specifications, as this is what their arsenal required.
The supplier of this specific need for the US forces was subcontracted to a company in Texas. The company double checked the specs and agreed that they could supply the Saudis with exactly what they wanted within their needs.
About two months later, a shipment of 10,000 condoms were delivered to the Saudis. The crate was marked “Condoms, Latex. Size: Medium.”
Hmm…flawed study.
I mean - Las Vegas has over 35 million visitors per year, so you would think we would be somewhere on that list. We even have the AVN (video porn stars awards) here. That alone should increase size and sales…
Interesting, Two of the whitest states, Wyoming and New Hampshire are 50 and 1 n the states list. Doesn’t prove a whole lot about the race-penis theory.
You may not realize this but Native American men are rated pretty big in size. We border Quebec and their are many reservations up there. Many have married French Canadians and the French Canadians came down to New Hampshire to work in the mills. I am just guessing the Native American genes might play into the size?
Most porn I’ve seen is bareback, so I don’t think the industry would add to it …