"Confederacy of Dunces" film on indefinite hold

see this link:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/film/feature_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000856641

As a long-time fan of the book, I can’t say I’m too disappointed. Wasn’t Will Ferrell supposed to be playing the inimitable Ignatius Reilly? Sorry, that just wasn’t meant to be.

IMDb used to have an entry for it, but it seems to be gone now. All I can say is THANK THE GODS. I generally liked the book (not a big fan, though), but the projected lineup for the movie was maybe the worst cast I’ve ever seen. Will Ferrell is bad enough, but I think Drew Barrymore was also cast (as Darlene?). Horrible, horrible choices.

Wouldn’t it be cool if Tom Hanks gained 300 pounds to play the role?

Particularly if he dropped dead from a coronary the first day of shooting.

I though Drew was supposed to play Myrna? Which I could live with. But Will Farell??? I had heard Philip Seymour Hoffman. Why, unless he was stupid enough to refuse, would you consider anyone else for a role he was born to play? (And there aren’t many people born to play Ignatius Reilly…and Will Farell is not amoung them.)

I was disappointed when I first heard it had been canceled on the IMDB, but when I thought about it, I decided it was a good thing because if it does get made now, at least it won’t star Will Ferrell and Drew Barrymore. I seriously believe that I could do a better job playing Ignatius than Will Ferrell could.

I try not to mention Will Ferrell in writing. Amongst my friends it is customary to turn your head and pretend to spit on the ground when mentioning him. “Hey did you see the new Will Ferrell ppptt movie? It’s crap too.”

So how do you spell spitting?

Thank God.

What a wonderful book. I hadn’t heard of the Will Ferrell part. Jeez, what a nightmare that would have been.

I’m waiting to hear on the final casting for Running with Scissors. I thought I heard the name Julia Roberts bandied about, and of course I screamed in horror.
Another great book, hopefully a good movie experience as well.

The role of Ignatius J. Reilly requires a really special actor. I can’t think of anyone today who could do the role justice.

Another sacrifice of lilacs and virgin oils to Fortuna for the cancellation of this project. (There seems to be a curse to this movie; both Belushi and John Candy were “verbally signed” to the role and then dropped dead.)
Re: Running With Scissors, the cast is announced. The lead actor is 18 but, if the picture is recent, can pass for 13; when I read it was going to be a movie I was wondering how they would do the sex scenes since Augusten was way below the limit of minor. (I posted an ignored thread with on the book here if you’re interested; it includes links to the homepages of Augusten’s mother, the real Dr. Finch, etc. and others.)

I’ve thought about this, and for a while I figured the best actor would probably be an unknown, since I couldn’t think of any fat guys who would be able to do the role justice.

Then I thought of David Higgins, who plays Craig Feldspar on Malcolm in the Middle. I doubt Hollywood would pluck a character from the supporting cast of a TV show for a star role in a feature film, but I think he’d do a good job. His character on Malcolm reminds me of Ignatius. Have a look:

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-48079

By extension, I figured Mila Kunis would be a good Myrna. She plays the self-absorbed Jackie on That '70s Show, so Myrna wouldn’t be too much of a stretch. Further, she’s such a small person that when she and Ignatius meet, the comic effect would be enhanced. When I read the book, I imagined Myrna as a taller person, but thin enough to look ridiculous next to Ignatius.

Anyway, I think those two would be good in those roles. I can’t place the rest of the cast, though I’ve mulled it over from time to time. I’ve read this book several times, and I have extremely vivid images of the characters in my head. Even putting Higgins and Kunis in the roles of Ignatius and Myrna clashes with my original vision, but that’s the way movies are made.

I’ve thought of supersize actor Ethan Supplee (bka the coat recipient in Cold Mountain, probably, though he also played supporting roles in American History X and Butterfly Effect). I used to think that William Hickey was a lock for the part of Claude (Ig’s mom’s boyfriend) but alas, he is no more (perhaps Christopher Lloyd would work).

My other casting choices:

Mrs. O’Reilly- Marion Ross
Myrna Minkoff- Christina Ricci
Darlene- Anna Nicole Smith
Mona- Demi Moore
Agent Mancuso- Joe Pesci
Santa Battaglia- Lily Tomlin
the-gay-guy-whose-name-eludes-me- Alexis Arquette

Wow! I’m glad that they never proceeded to filming. My duodenum slams sut just thinking about Will Ferrel as the star!

I’m thinking the film could actually work if adapted to the modern age. Igantius’s journals are easily blogs, and his correspondences with Myrna are voluminous e-mails. The factory owner’s wife I could see indulging herself in every New Age fad known to man. I don’t see the book being too dated for this time period.

Well I’ll take the counterpoint and say I’m really bummed out about this. The visual imagery of the book is so vivid it cries out to be made into a movie. But I agree it would be hard to cast Ignatius O’Reilly. You’d have to not limit yourself to actors who actually are fat and possibly go with someone in a fat suit.

IMHO it would be a bad idea to modernize the story. Ignatius wouldn’t be a blogger, because he’s a medievalist who’s suspicious of anything invented after the 1600s. How could you modernize the idea of a man who dreads Greyhound Scenicruisers, and even the mere idea of them ‘hurtling through the night’?

Oh, and of course to the casting choices above, add Dave Chapelle as Burma Jones, Kelsey Grammer and Christine Baranski as the Levy’s, and Betty White as Miss Trixie.

Maybe. But it would keep in sync with his character as long as he kept character and condemned the internet, using it as a way to convince others to stop using it, fashioning himself as a high and mighty critic of the corrupting influence of the web and its culture, immersing himself in it so that he could do a better job of destroying it.

Absurd? Yes. But he had the same thought when he took the job at Levi Pants; likewise when he would go to see the trash that pollutes mankind at the movie houses, and corrupts them at home through American Bandstand.

I wouldn’t say I’m in favor of modernizing Ignatius (though I guess I wouldn’t object to a different story based on him. He’s a great character!) I’d rather see the movie set circa 1960, just like the book—it works so well as it is. But a luddite blogger would be a good character for a book or a movie. If someone did a good job of it, I wouldn’t even mind if they borrowed heavily from Confederacy. As T.S. Eliot says: “Good poets borrow, great poets steal.” The same goes for novelists and screenwriters.