This morning I was greeted outside my classroom by a mass of bees. Not a bee hive, mind you, but a solid mass of bees, conical in shape, literally hanging out under the overhang. The mass was roughly 10 inches in diameter at its base, and about 8-10 inches long.
We all thought it was a bee hive, but closer inspection revealed nothing but bees. After cordoning off the area surrounding the bees (all we needed was one jelly ball to nail that thing), an exterminator was called and the insects collected. We were told something about it being “bee season,” that they’re looking for a place to nest, that masses of bees like this aren’t unusual.
I’m just wondering…what the hell were they doing? And why? How does congregating by the thousands like that, in a single space, help them find a home?
Stupid bugs. And it would be on the first day of standardized testing…
Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.