Congress has gas masks

Actually they are the easy to use yellow hood things.
They have them in their offices.
Where is mine?
The have my address from the income tax return, so I’m sure it’s just some silly oversight.

Anyone know where I should write?

Now, wouldn’t you love to see a drill where the congressmen actually had to put them on? It would be like watching 535 Homer Simpsons struggling with their nuclear suits.

They probably have pages or aides or someone assigned to hold their breath while they put the hood on the Congressmen.

I feel better already…