Just because you weren’t invited to the party doesn’t mean you have to be a jerk about it.
another Squirrel Related story :
We get a Conservation Magazine here, and they have the Conservation Officer’s area reports for the whole state of Michigan.
One CO was checking on a hunting without a liscense or trespassing call / over the limit call( can’t remember…doesn’t matter) and came upon a guy putting away his hunting equipment into his trunk. Rather quickly.
The CO asked if he’d been hunting.
“I was looking for squirrels but didn’t have any luck.”
The CO sees a dog running in the woods. " Is that your dog?"
“I don’t have a dog.”
A quick whistle by the CO to the dog in the thicket produces the dog right to the man’s heel, with a dead squirrel in his mouth and plops it right at the guy’s feet. The dog’s tags matched the guy’s liscense. Busted.
HAH!
You can clearly see one squirrel’s nuts.
[QUOTE]
An officer was sent to a home on 10th Avenue shortly after 8:30 a.m. A man there told police a sick squirrel was in his backyard ‘‘shaking, crying and [with] saliva coming from its mouth,’’ police saidQUOTE]
uh…that’s not saliva!
And that’s not his mouth.
Funny. This is usually my mating dance. Until she gets sick of it and lets me.
**Lieu, you mean something like this?
Or like this?