Any one of us could be the plumber. You only need to know two things:
- Pay day is Friday.
- Shit doesn’t run uphill.
~old electricion’s joke
New and Improved
Enright3
I work for a tile/wood floor company. I could draw out any tile design you wanted. Heck, I could even get niftly little tile patterns waterjet cut. Just don’t ask me to get away from my computer.
A third rule for Plumbers:
Don’t bite your finger nails!
OK Since no one has volunteered and Dem is whistling:
I can put on a miniskirt and heels, a lowcut T-shirt and a smile and strut on by. Nothing like a cat call to brighten a girls day.
Any similarity between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
And I’ll join you, Psycat90. My ego could use a boost today. I have just the shirt to wear, too. <mumbling to herself, she says ‘and let’s see, where did I put that mini skirt now???hmmmmmm’>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Looks like he’s gonna have one hell of a roof! My hubby has been a roofer for five years, and I have known the people who own the company all my life.
He works for the #1 roofing co. in the Ia.-Ill. area.
Great job, but a hot one in the middle of the summer. No drinking on the job. Although we do have those fly-by nite peoples around here that I cannot vouch for.
So I do see what Shirley was saying, I just wanted you to know that I am offering up one of the good guys here. Not just because he is my husband either, I would offer up any of the other guys in the company also.
I myself can do ground crew for roofing clean up, dry-wall, painting, wall paper, my brother-in law does floors, and my husband can also do siding if nobody else comes forward.
I am also available to be whistled at, or distracting nosey neighbors or meddling home-owners.
Anybody have any nice stories about homeowners who like to tell you how to do your job? My SO has dozens!
Mistress Kricket
Are you stuck on stupid?
I can be the pipefitter(duh, look at the name), I can screw my pipes into female connections real good. But seriously, I think all sparkies('tricians) need to touch some 480 outputs while standing in a puddle of water. OOps they already did that, that is why there brains are fried. 
I am an expert at piping, so I guess I could help out!
And no, I don’t have a plummers ‘smile’. I actually use a belt on my pants
Pipefitter,
Now how did that water get there?
And you left the job in that state-shame on you!