Contestant loses Miss USA for not being liberal enough.

Looks like she’s fired anyway:

Well, that knocks most of a year off the time before she does her first porno. This is a whole new ballgame; the odds for those who have earlier dates have suddenly improved.

Are they going to take back her boobs?

She can drop 'em off at my house.

Anyway, who actually won the title? She’ll end up being as overlooked as whoever replaced Vanessa Williams.

First Anne Frank, now Carrie Prejean. When will the inhumanity end?

$20 says it’s girl/girl.

Dammit, Prejean’s grandfather fought in WW2 to protect our right to ignore contractual obligations! This is UNAMERICAN!

I think it’s great that we live in a land where you can choose employment, or… opposite employment…

Which means her porn movie will start with her walking out in front of a huge American flag in her pageant regalia, which she’ll then strip out of and invite guys in WW2 costumes to “get a reminder of why we fight!”.

“No dumb son of a bitch ever won a war by marrying another dumb son of a bitch! He won it by making it with a hot blooded chick, and creating babies who would go to the next war!”

Her response. Someone’s not telling the truth…

After allowing her to continue, the miss California people would have been best served by her finishing the year and doing a good job. Having to fire her, makes them look like they made a mistake. I read she was a spoiled brat and was very hard to work with. It sounds logical.

I wonder what this line means:

Does that mean the 31st was her last engagement, or the last one she actually met? Cause that probably makes a difference.

Whatever, she’s played. Cue the “Roxy Hart says goodnight” music and then give her to the troops.

I was just listening to an interview with her and she said “people need to understand that tolerance is a two-way street.” I almost fell off my lollerskates.