Christ’s nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiire…
oh man… I can’t believe I wrote that… I can’t possible post it… no! get away from the Submit button! no! DON’T CLI
Rudolf with your nose so bright
Won’t you be my slave tonight?
OK OK I know, but can anyone fill in the rest of the song?
Well let’s see,
Good, kind atheist looked 'round
at the other heathens,
Gathered at his house in town
with some happy pagans.
Gaily did they feast and sing
though it was the yule,
'cause the season also means
there’s no work or schoo-oo-l!
or,
Immersed in a good book,
the atheist read.
No guilt or shamefulness
laid at his sweet head.
The bust of Carl Sagan
looked down from the shelf.
This skeptical person,
at peace with himself.
Be near him please reason
he asks thee to stay,
close by him forever,
not get in the way.
Of kindness and morals,
yes, he has those, too…
and unlike Jack Chick,
accepts you for you.
How’s this?
Rudolph, the red nosed pony boy
Had a 3 foot long dick - yo!
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other pony boys
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any pony boy games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your dick so bright
Won’t you be my slave tonight?”
Then all the pony boys were jealous
'Cause Rudolph got to shower in pee
Rudolph the big dicked pony boy
You’ll go down on the Easter Bunny
I’m going to hell.
How about “Christmas at ground zero” from Weird Al?
slortar, I have no idea why, but I would like to use your comment as a sig. May I?
Knock yourself out. Wow, I feel like I’m part of an exclusive club now. It’s almost like free advertising or something. 
Goodie!