Controversial encounters between law-enforcement and civilians - the omnibus thread

That’s rational and thought out.
Sometimes when I am half asleep, I do not think clearly.
Other people may experience the same cognitive deficit when they are not fully awake.
ymmv
You may be one of those people who is fully aware, rational, and awake when you are half-asleep.

I strongly suspect that other humans are not fully functional in a cognitive sense when they are not fully awake.
We could check the Google and see if being asleep interferes with humans cognitive abilities.

If it turns out that people–other than yourself of course–experience cognitive difficulties when they are half-asleep, would it change your assessment of the situation?

The fact that people “experience cognitive difficulties” when half-asleep is all the more reason not to fly off half-cocked in response to unexpected stimuli.

Heh. I think you are experiencing cognitive difficulties with the points people have been trying to make about this.

The Onion needs to hire you, right now.

Again, that is a thought rational response which may be impossible for someone who experiencing cognitive difficulties.

If it turns out that people–other than yourself of course–are unable to function as rationally you in those circumstances, would it change your assessment of the situation?

No, it would only indicate a lack of forethought on the part of the person acting irrationally.

A lack of forethought can be a sign of cognitive impairment.

To be clear, even if it were shown that many people are actually incapable of doing what you suggest, your assessment does not change.

It isn’t that Smapti is unnaturally rational or unnaturally immune to the effects of sleep on cognition and perception. It is that he exists in no other state than submission. He falls asleep and wakes submitting to whoever or whatever is around. He very likely sleeps face down with his hands clasped behind his head.

You can never be too prepared, and when you do otherwise and get killed, it’s nobody’s fault but your own.

That IS some forethought.

And probably perfectly rational in his worldview.

How ironic.

The Onion’s trick is in writing content that is halfway plausible.

Like this?

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

This piece of satire is what goes on in Smaptitown for real.

I just went with the first hit, but the second is relevant, too:

Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?

There’s some more at the site.

I know you have difficulties understanding hoo-mans, but the fight-or-flight trigger response doesn’t exactly check for feasibility before kicking in.
When naked you faces an ambush of tigers in the veldt, neither fight *or *flight will work but our bodies still pick one (blind, slavering compliance won’t either, so you’re fucked too), and pick it before the information has even been fully processed by our skull passenger. That’s why we call it fight or flight instinct, not fight or flight reasoned inference based on carefully considered hypotheses.

Couldn’t you just blindly comply with what the tiger wants? That’s the ticket.

If your self-preservation instincts require you to engage in behaviors that you know will not preserve your self, then they are broken.

And none of it is true. Do you realize that the Onion is a combination of humor, satire, and bullshit?

Do you realize that you are a fucking moron?

Wow, really!!??

What was I thinking when I followed the link with this?

Thank you for setting me straight.

For a guy that likes to disparage the reading comprehension of others, maybe he should look in the mirror.