Controversial encounters between law-enforcement and civilians - the omnibus thread

But the point is that staying perfectly still in a threatening situation is much, much easier said than done! Seriously, why don’t you get that?

I get it.

Anyone who desires to live rather than die should also aspire to get it.

I don’t believe you. I think that if cops burst into your house at three in the morning shining halogen flashlights, waving machine guns and screaming “HANDS MOTHERFUCKER! SHOW YOUR FUCKIN’ HANDS!” you’ll find it hard, if not impossible to “stay perfectly still”

Most people would find it hard. Cops should be more understanding of this fact.

My ex-wife had that down cold.

You seriously have armed public servants who aren’t sufficiently trained to deal with the concept of someone reaching for their glasses when woken at night?

No, there are some armed public servants who are so poorly trained and fearful that they think any motion is somebody reaching for a gun.

That is quite true.

And instead of proposing better training and use of force guidelines, the Shithead twins believe they are absolutely justified in blowing you to hell for scaring them like that.

Training and guidelines?! What the hell are you, some sort of anarchist?

Well stop going around scaring people. That’s not nice.

I got exactly what I was expecting - in Smapti’s work, people wake up with psychic abilities.

Or if they don’t, they deserve to get shot.

In fairness to Smapti, he’s either a robot, an alien, or a human so damaged that his mind can be barely called human any more.

Maybe this is how humans will develop telepathic abilities - wake them up, if they move, shoot them, let natural selection take its course and in twenty generations; Professor X!

Apparently.

These servants also seem to have their own set of enablers and endorsers.

I suppose the solution is to move to Indiana and simply shoot the officer who is making a bad entry into a home.

Easy for you to say! You’ve probably got insomnia! And 20/20 vision.

When I am woken by a disturbance, I shout and flail until I wake up enough to figure out what the fuck is going on, so I expect that I would be shot in my bed by the armed intruder police who would then claim to be fearing for their lives, using the tried (well, usually covered over and seldom tried) and true (well, more along the lines of covering up what is true) method of policing by shooting first and not asking questions later.

An oldie from last summer:

Man arrested for walking while black

I see people using golf clubs as walking sticks all the time. And apparently, no one bothered to review the dashcam video to check the lying cop’s story before throwing the poor guy in jail.

Nice.

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This is the justification for defending the officer’s arrest?

To paraphrase South Park’s Thanksgiving episode: “There’s no evidence that aliens were not at the first Thanksgiving.”

It’s like Smapti’s psuedo-argument that there’s no evidence that a suspect wasn’t going to shoot an officer. Until being proven otherwise by being dead, of course. Just to be safe, ya know.

Yeah, he’s one where I have to step back and say “Wow, that person is completely fucking broken. It must be constant effort and constant confusion for him to adapt to normal Human society.”