Yeah? I got your Pocket Fisherman right here, baby.
When did Ronpole leave the Bailey, move to America, and decide to run for office?
None of the above. He was a folk singer, best known for his 60s duo: Ron Paul and Mary.
Nah, the links are clearly talking about RuPaul Bunion, a giant foot–forty-two axe handles long–who dresses in a slingback pump and travels the land with his inflamed big toe, Babe.
Giant?!? :dubious:
Rupaulstiltzkin was a dwarf. And a nasty one at that. And don’t call me babe.
That someone is Rupert Murdock. He controls NewsCorp, a multi-continental media empire. His style of journalism is pounding on the sensational, and bending everything to favor conservatives.
Recently, Rupert made a stab at buying Dow Jones (Wall Street Journal.) The WSJ’s reporting is straight up, but its editorial staff is quite conservative. Even so, the board of directors wanted nothing to do with Murdock.
I can get riled up about Rupert, but I’m going to keep this post tame.
Murdock? One of those cannibals from The Time Machine? No thank you.
So, let me get this straight. RuPaul Murdock, the transvestite lumberjack inventor of pocket pool who is now running for president also tried to buy the Wall Street Journal? Sounds fishy, bass-o-matic fishy.
Murdock was the crazy pilot of the A-Team. Hannibal was their leader. They had a van, not a time machine.
Murdock? Aren’t those the fishy creatures from Warcraft?
Wait a second. The A-Team had a time machine? That makes perfect sense! How else could Murdock have invented the Veg-O-Matic without the help of technology from the distant furture.
this had nothing to do with Deloreons or going back to the future and even less to do with vegemite.
This guy is running for president?
But everything to do with Dolemite and DYN-O-MITE
A van? You are confused. Hannibal led the A-Team across the Alps on elephants – but first they had to slip B.A. a mickey. “I ain’t gettin’ on no elephant, fool!”
Murdoch, not Murdock.
It’s not a murderer in the dock? I hope RuPaul of the Bailey comes through for him.
No, F. Lee Bailey will come through for him. You know, that lawyer who played the psycho drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket.
Now I’m picturing Nick Barkley in the buckboard with the nitroglycerin, but this time Jimmy Walker is clinging on next to him.
I’m thinking spin-off!
was that before or after he fought Rocky? “Hey woman! Hey woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain’t got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin’ you had a real man, don’t ya? I’ll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I’ll show you a real man.”
My prediction for this thread? Pain.