OK, you really need to get some veggies to go with all that starch. Please? (No, corn doesn’t count - it’s a grain. If you can make bread out of it, it’s a grain.)
Quick lesson in nutrition: combine a legume (bean-like thing that splits in two halves) and a grain (rice, wheat (like in noodles), corn) and viola! You now have a complete protein. Neat, huh? Add garlic, and you now have an edible meal.
You do not have to soak lentils or beans if you’re cooking them in the microwave, but I think you’ll be happier if you do. (You must for stovetop cooking.) Beans and lentils both need to be rinsed and sorted before use. Sometimes stones, bugs or other debris gets in with them. Put them in a colander, run water over them and pick out anything that doesn’t look right.
To use beans, follow the directions on this site. (Scroll down for microwave directions.) One pound dry will cook up to 5 or 6 cups. Beans last for a week in the fridge, tightly covered, so you can cook 'em once and add faster cooking stuff to them all week.
To cook lentils, combine one pound with 5 cups of water. Cover tightly and cook on high about one hour. Check the water level late in cooking. If there’s no more water but the lentils aren’t soft, add some more water. Lentils will also last a week covered in the fridge. Cook and store split peas like lentils. If you poach the seasoning packet from your pork ramen and cook the peas with it, I think you’ll like the smoky taste it gives split peas.
Did you get any oil? Your food (besides the ramen) is very low fat. Added fat will make your food will taste better and you’ll stay more full-feeling. Put a spoonful of oil in your dish, along with half a spoonful of chopped garlic. Microwave that for a minute and a half. You now have “sauteed garlic” via the microwave. (Of course, it’s not *really *sauteed, and don’t let me catch you saying otherwise!) If you don’t have any oil, you can use water instead, but it won’t be as yummy.
Add a grain (ramen noodles, rice or corn) to your cooked garlic.
A ramen noodle brick needs about a cup to a cup and a half of water to cook. Microwave for four minutes.
Rice cooks in a one to two ratio with water, and doubles in size. (1 cup rice + 2 cups water = 2 cups cooked rice.)
Corn just needs to be heated, about 4 minutes for a cup.
Add a spoonful or two of cooked beans and a seasoning of choice. Remember to save the little packets that come with the ramen - they make good seasoning. If you’re using the ramen for noodles, instead of as soup, one packet will often season two meals.
With 11 grain sources (8 ramen flavors+2 rices+corn) and 3 legumes (red beans, split peas and lentils) you have a month’s worth of experimentation before you have to repeat a combo. Play around with your sauces, and you can get even more milage out of the same food. Not bad! Remember to write down any combination you really like so you can have it again.
But do get some veggies to mix in. A bag of frozen mixed (carrots, peas, corn) will mix nicely with what you have.
And call your mother. 