It’s pooter-meat! With a taste that’s oddly familiar!
I love it!
I often utter the line (usually when going to a shopping mall or in the escalator or a shopping mall), “The mall has it ALL!”
But hardly anyone gets it.
Congratuations! 
At a recent online gathering (not a Dopefest,) I culturally finally wrote off one of the attendees.
Mind you, many of them had been on not-so-firm footing when they didn’t even sing along to Tempted (I mean, a lot of music I like is out there, but if there’s one song in the genres of music I like you can sing along to, it’s that one,) but there’s always hope…
Until we were eating lunch and talking. She mentioned that none of the music I like, she liked (she’s a more classic rock, metal, and country fan, I like…well, some classic rock and classical, but mainly modern rock.) I said “well, did you know that the lead singer of STP and most of the members of Guns ‘n’ Roses teamed up together to form a band, called Velvet Revolver”?)
I could almost see her :rolleyes: So basically, she actively tries to be uninformed about most aspects of music.
Not that it makes me treat her differently in other aspects of life. But if there is something I think is cool, I’m not about to share it with her since she’ll most likely be unappreciative.
Ah, so Emilio Estevez stole a good line from Savage Steve Holland.
Yet another reason why Emilio Estevez isn’t cool, and would never pass any of my coolness tests. Poseur!
“I see them everywhere…”
You don’t mean:
“Baby clothes…”
“This place has got everything”
do you?
Oh, guess not.
“What we have here is… a failure to communicate!”
“Jane, you ignorant slut!”
Can pick up on or toss in references from Star Trek, Monty Python, or Chasing Amy: yeah OK. This person is worth hanging out with.
Can generate her own material funnier than any of the above, on-the-fly, in any conversation: way cool. This person I want to follow home.
And if you know it was the name of an album by a band called My Dog Popper… then I’m truely impressed.
“I want Tonto…Tonto the Indian”
“What the hell you want Tonto for ?”
“To perform an Unnatural act” 
:eek:
For me, it’s Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy references.
But on our first date, my now-husband and I were talking about George Carlin and I told him the bit where he’s talking about guys in sleeveless shirts. “You smell like an anchovie’s cunt.”
Later on, he told me that I had him at “cunt”. Aaaawwwww.
My coolness test is my dorkiness test.
Sorry, but what we’d got there was simply “failure to communicate”.
Some Dopers you just can’t reach…
It’s 106 miles to Chicago…
Orange whip?..
Disco pants and haircuts