Didn’t see this alreay posted so:
Cops nab gay couple after widely viewed tree-top tryst
My favorite part is this:
So many jokes, so little time… 
You mean like…
Fred and Barney sittin’ in a tree!
B-L-O-W-I-N-G!
Just one of many answers to the age-old question: What do guys do with Morning Wood?
And I always heard that tree topping was bad.
It seems their love life was getting dull, so they decided to branch out. Tired of Seth’s nipple-chewing fetish, David pined to get laid just one time when it was all bark and no bite. Seth really went out on a limb so that David could finally have sex on the beech.
Wait . . . if they were rimming each other would that mean they were in a chestnut tree?
Whatever they were doing, the two men are very poplar right now.
Is it any wonder the standoff lasted 4 hours? Everyone knows that when gay guys are in a tree, nobody wants to be the first one down. You never want to leave your friend’s behind.
Of course, when they finally did come down . . .
. . . they took a bough.
And David found an acorn in Seth’s ass. Which got him to thinking about a small squirrel and a HabiTrail tube . . .
:: d&r ::
Ugh…
“Well, gee, officer, the little plaque said this is a Shag-bark Hickory Tree, so naturally…”