Cornflakes and Masturbation

I have read in a few places that cornflakes were invented to help avoid masturbation.

Firstly, is this true ?

Secondly, if true, why cornflakes ? What is in them that would make somebody (Kellogg) think they would help you not masturbate ?

Thanks in advance.

Probably not. In my day, I gobbled them by the bowlful. I still can’t get the stains out of the carpet :).

Haven’t you ever seen The Road to Wellville?

http://www.mtn.org/quack/amquacks/kellogg.htm

I think it’s because at the time, everybody was eating huge slabs of beef for breakfast and Kellogg thought this was the root cause, something like that, anyway.

Wasn’t this a Cecil topic? And wasn’t it Graham crackers? Oh well, try searching there… I’m too tired right this second!

It was a Cecil topic, and yes, it was graham crackers.

hands Balthisar a gold star for the day

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Dr. J.H. Kellogg was a complete nutbar. From porn flakes :

Btw, his brother W.K. Kellogg turned the company that they started (The Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company) into what is now Kellogg Co.

Cecil on Is it true graham crackers were invented to cure the dread fever of lust?

No. I just needed a username and all I could think of was cornflakes. It was just my lack of imagination showing through, and masturbation wasn’t an issue.

I don’t know whether I have that effect on people, and no, I don’t care.

Oh, you’re welcome. [sub]Note to self–change name.[/sub]