If we’re allowed to offer things we coined ourselves, then (when confronted with, for example, the sort of inexplicable, self-destructive stupidity that you see a dozen times a day):
What do we say at times like this? Other people’s lives.
The reason this is a call and response is that many of the people I know now use this. After that tale of a third party’s inexplicable stupidity I’ll do the first part; and, with worldweary headshaking, they’ll do the response.
As I’ve suggested before, sayings by Bill Parcells and Mike Tyson, which originally had a specific meaning, actually apply very widely:
You are what your record says you are; and Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
I see a few old favorites here, some more apt when I was working than now in my slothful retirement. Like this one: “If you don’t have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?”
One I made up: “Sometimes you do everything right and they still die.”
A quick glance of the 8.3 million Google hits for “if it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing” suggest a date of late 1800’s for the corny proverb, but many sites attribute it to Ayn Rand. Celebrities from Adam Savage to Nile Rodgers seem fond of using it. Slight variations of this classic are also many.
No, no whoosh. I literally have never heard anyone else use the phrase, or read it. Never got around to reading Ayn Rand (I have Atlas Shrugged around here somewhere), did not religiously watch Mythbusters, and I don’t know who Nile Rodgers is.
That other people have made up the phrase doesn’t mean I didn’t make it up too.