Lib in the Pit = One Trick Pony. Any thread he starts here can be assumed to be a parody.
Yawn.
I just hope with all this promiscuity you people indulge in that you’re practicing safe sex.
Oh trust me, I’m having safe sex all right.
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I wouldn’t know. 
Esprix
Lib: I’ve never known what the hell you’re talking about!
But there are many who do believe a pope, not necessarily This one, could be the false prophet.
Wait.
This is a thread about Pope John Paul II.
There can’t be any safe sex here.
In honour of the pope, who’s coming to my city soon, I’ll just offer this message:
“Kids, remember not to use a condom when you have sex.”
Okay, I agree. He is the Antichrist. Does that mean he and Christ would mutually annihilate on contact? It’s been a while since I studied metaphysics.
I don’t think the question is even offensive. Granted, I worship a forgotten (but not gone!) Goddess of Chaos and Strife in a joke most people think they grok but could really care less, but for all that the question is kind of interesting.
I’ve long suspected that the pope is really a cabbage, so being the anti-christ, while a step up, doesn’t make me any more surprised.
Besides, bad guys always wear pointy hats.
Yes.
And they would emit alpha and omega waves.
(Meta particle physics!)
Did someone call me? I never metaphysics I liked.
Sorry.
On behalf of Darth Vader, Dr. Evil, et.al. , I have to protest this terrible stereotyping of bad guys. Mr. Vader wore a helmet that was quite rounded. Dr. Evil usually does not even wear a hat.
If you persist in this stereotyping, the above mentioned baddies will have no recourse but to either choke you with a thought or have Mini-Me bite you on the shin. Or both.