Could someone explain this cryptic webcomic?

You seem to like wild and anarchic comedy. I would agree with Miller on SP, but it runs a tad on the broody side sometimes.

As someone who reads a great deal of web comic, I would say you have found a prime example of a niche strip that not too many would find humorous.

Also, that’s not a hipster comic. Questionable Content is a hipster comic. Ironically, the same author writes a strip with a yelling bird that might actually suit your sense of humor if it weren’t for all the obscure band reference.

I enjoyed it. Hmmm… the kids’ mom is pregnant and I thought about getting her a present.

One of my favorite comics, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be to Argent Towers’ tastes.

/golf claps

90% of everything is crap. On the Internet, there’s nobody filtering out the crap before it gets published. Simple as that.

Of course, there’s also the flip side: nobody sanitizes the good stuff, either.

LOL!

Try Schlock Mercenary, if you haven’t already.

Where have you been? I thought me and New York Times critic A.O. Scott were the only two people on earth who enjoyed this movie.

I’ll take a shot…

Something Hoppy? Hops…Beer..Brewery… a play on something Happy…tie-in with Easter?
A very bitter joke, if you ask me. Not the yeast bit funny.

I’m stealing this.

Yeah, here in the Midwest, you can basically substitute “Stone” with “Three Floyds” and get the same joke.

I think it’s pretty funny. I like Stone (and Three Floyds), but they do get a little too focused on hops, sometimes. Then again, play to your strengths, and all.