That’s The IRS’s decision, and they take on a case-by-case basis. They don’t just arrest you , rather ask you to justify things first. They’re also pretty reasonable about it: a couple of lost receipts won’t make a difference.
A major factor is the amount of money involved. If it’s $10, it’s not worth their effort. If it’s $10,000, it is.
Well, THAT was certainly a crime.
Gin a felon meet a felon
Comin thro’ the jail,
Gin a felon punch a felon,
Need a felon cry?
What do you call a Benedictine who cheats on his taxes?
Forgiven?
Each year, despite the shopworn promises that they are going to make tax forms simpler, the length of our 1040 and attachments increases. Last year it was 112 pages. This year I found out there’s a whole new form we need to add, so it will break 120 pages.
We do them ourselves, and we are scrupulously honest. If anything we always err on the side of losing money. Don’t have a clear receipt for a deduction? Fuck it, we don’t claim it. My time does have a serious value, and so does my stress. When I click to send that form off there is no fear that if I’m audited I will be having to “um” and “err” my way through an audit in someone’s office downtown.
We’ve been audited twice, and each time passed with flying colors. Once they gave us money back and interest. Both times the only worry I had was the IRS complete lack of communication. “We are freezing your refund. Why, we cannot say. How long, we do not know. What the next steps are, ah, yes, that is a quandary, is it not?” Seriously, their letters and phone droids were about that bad. When after 4 months I finally could speak to a human about releasing a refund, she said in effect “WTF? Why was this even flagged? What a waste a time.” :rolleyes:
I once drained a felon on a felon.
That was cool. All that was lacking was an explicit definition of the term. Non-medics can read this: Whitlow - Wikipedia
I would not, could not, on a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat
Feloning is actually against the law in Singapore and most US bible-belt states even if the couple are married.
Autofeloning is tricky for most people. Ya gotta be really limber.
Is this something dirty in French (á felon)? Spanish, maybe? Huh, is it? Come on, TELL ME! PLEEEEASE!
If you were trying to slut-shame a girl from Esperantonia, you might say that she’s showing too much felon.
And if you were a construction worker who saw a buxom Welsh girl walking by, you might say “Phwooar, what a nice pair of felons”.
What can I say, it’s a slow day.
P.S., everything is dirty in French, if you don’t understand it but say it in the right way.
“For he’s a jolly good felon,
For he’s a jolly good felon,
For he’s a jolly good felon -
His deductions we will deny.”
Regards.
Shodan
“This condition of the skin appendages article is a stub” :eek:
Once gangrene sets in, Honey, they all become stubs.
I accidentally a felon
What should I do… is this dangerous?
It a felony if you burning they dog.
