Could you be a double-aught spy or in the CIA?

[Boyo_Jim]

@Zsofia

The secrets would drive me up a wall. My boyfriend got initiated into the Masons last night and I just cannot stand that he can’t tell me anything about it! Half the time I watch a movie by myself, I’ll end up watching it again with somebody else just to force them to watch ti so I can discuss it.

Yessss, he got initiated into the Masons. That’s the ticket! Please take some extra care to wash those Masonic bloodstains out of his shirt.

[Hypno-Toad]

Wasn’t the CIA at it’s peak during the Fnord administration?

[Poysyn]

@Hypno-Toad

My cousin had one of those courses in the Air Force. After it was all done, the instructors asked the class if anyone had any friends about to take the course in the near future. When my cousin said he knew someone about to take it, they asked him if there was something secret that he knew about the guy. Especially something embarrassing but not really serious. So cousin told the instructors about the time his buddy got drunk on base and drove a Generals personal golf cart into the lake. When the buddy was through with the course, cousin asked him how it was. The guy said he handled it well until they suddenly started asking about the golf cart. “Holy shit, Man! they knew about the GOLF CART!” I don’t know if cousin told how they knew.

And no. I’m not in the CIA.

That is hilarious!