Long ago, I started a thread - Could you repeat that in English
There is a site - Lost in Translation - that runs the text of your choice through a couple of rounds of translations, and spits out the results. 5 years later, the service is about to end. The first go around was so much fun, I thought I’d start the commemorative edition.
Final results - Women do not feel pretty, but at least you should find useful
If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy - Red Green