3335
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.
3336
Over the cobbles he flatters and clans in the dark inn-yard…
3337
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred.
3338
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
3338
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
3339
Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
3340
I’d add more, but for the 50-character limit.
3341
Why do only some threads have that limit?
3342
Plaiting a dark red love-knot
-“BB”-
3343…
3344
into her long black hair.
3345
Seems there’s also a 5-character minimum.
Yes, I discovered that in the 4-letter words thread. Just add a period.
3347
Period.
Hey, that works! 
Are we still counting to a million?
3353
I’m still here, and still counting.
But we need something to count with — soooo…
Should you ask me, whence these stories?
-“BB”-