Count DOWN FROM 1,000,000 "game" thread thingymado

Based off of Beck’s weird phrasing here, I’ve decided to start a counter game to the million post thread. Let’s count DOWN FROM a million. And it’ll be…well…not really interesting…but…uh…curious? To see when the two games intersect and which one “achieves” its “goal” first.
…or something. I’unno, I’m bored. And so are you. So let’s do this.

ahem

One…
…MILLION!
Ok, now it’s your turn.

(If you are confused, the correct next answer will be 999,999)

999,999

Thank you for giving me the answer! I suggest the next answer should be:

I was going to suggest a rules modification, but I won’t. Hypothetically, down by 2-2500, poster’s choice?

999,998

Zzzzzzzz… Hmm??

Oh, 999,997

999,996!

999,995.

(I feel like I’m in a vicious cycle)

The spin cycle

999,994

999,993.

Don’t forget the fabric softener.

On the 999,992nd day of xmas, my true love gave to me…uh…ummm… I can’t quite square how my true love would allow me to live for multiple hundreds of thousands of days of xmas.

999,991

At this rate we’ll cross about Christmas time 2352 so I might not get to see it happen.

999,990.
Will it ever end?

999,989 posts from now will bring the sweet release.

999,988

999,987

Oh, I’ve had enough of this! Time for me to get into the fish tank and sing:

999,986 bottles of beer on the wall
999,986 bottles of beeeeeeeeeeeeer
If one of those bottles should happen to fall…

999,985

999,984

999,983

999,982

999,981.
{{{{I’m dizzy from all the speed.}}}}