10 … 9 … 8 …
(I never got to do a countdown before.)
Can I do 7? Please let me do 7!!!
We interrupt this important countdown to bring you the latest news of our important military victories in Iraq, and the success that we have had introducing democracy into that primitive society which hasno culture or history. My fellow Americans, I am humbled by the one brief moment you have permitted me.
7 … 6 …
5!!!
Did I miss it?
ETF, if you had just waited one more number, that would be my new sig line!
Some people on here call me 6…
Well if 6 turned out to be 9, I won’t mind, I won’t mind.
4, or not 4?
3 be? Or not. 2 be?
One, and…?
2? 1?
What are we counting down towards?
Nothing, apparently. (God I hope I’m the first to say that!)
Joe was a reg created by me to test out some stuff. In retrospect I should have chosen a name that wouldn’t make all the mods try to ban me. 
I’ll go ban myself now.
Sweet! An Admin is busted!
Link?
Happy New Year!
Huh?
Oh.
That’s one small step for [a] sock, one giant leap for sockkind.
Er, in case anyone is up drinking or otherwise not in full control of their mental faculties, let me add this to my previous post:
;):D:):o
2!
I assume we’re going back up now…
25 or 6 to 4!
3.14
Number 9
Number 9
Number 9
Number 9
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