Count To A Million Thread!

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Ain’t it dark?

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Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl?

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The cops came by to bring Earl in

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They searched the house high and low

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Then they tipped their hats

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And said, thank you ladies

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If you hear from him let us know"

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Well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer

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And summer faded into fall

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And it turns out he was a missing person

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Who nobody missed at all.

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So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand

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Out on Highway 109

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They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam

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And they don’t lose any sleep at night

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'Cause Earl had to die. Goodbye, Earl,

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We need a break

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Let’s go out to the lake, Earl

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We’ll pack a lunch

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And stuff you in the trunk, Earl