4571
I think you better close it
4572
And let me guide you to the purple rain
4573
Purple rain, purple rain
4574
Purple rain, purple rain
4575
If you know what I’m singing about up here
4576
C’mon, raise your hand
4577
Purple rain, purple rain
4578
I only want to see you
4579
Only want to see you
4580
In the purple rain
4581
[That song is a lot stupider than I remember it.]
4582
[I’ll agree with you on that.]
4583
Next?
4584
Mr. Tanner was a cleaner from a town in the Midwest
[Harry Chapin is always a good fallback.]
4585
And of all the cleaning shops around he’d made his the best.
4596
But he also was a baritone who sang while hanging clothes
4597
He practiced scales while pressing tails and sang at local shows.
4598
His friends and neighbors praised the voice
4599
That poured out from his throat.
4600
They said that he should use his gift instead of cleaning coats