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What’s the, er, 511?
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5:15. I left my brain on the train.
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5:17. Is that the last train to Clarksville?
Pity poor Emperor Anastasius I, who died childless at Constantinople in this year.
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521 This is going faster than I thought. Only 999,479 to go.
Ugh. 522.
I’ll see your 522, and raise you to 523.
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The price of a bottle of beer at the local sports bar. Or, if you prefer, $5.25.
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