Nope, it’s now 792.
Ha! No, it’s not. It’s 793. Everyone knows that.
Oh yeah? Now it’s 794! So there!
Let’s just skip 795, shall we?
And move on to 796?
Right, and I’m just not feelin’ 797 either.
Are you feeling 798?
7!9!9!
and here it comes! Drum roll please…
badabadabadabadabadabadabadabada–
800!
[cymbal crash, followed by trumpet fanfare]
An anticlimax:
Just carrying on:
803
And now for the totally expected:
804
More totally expected:
Presumably expected:
806
807
I guess 808 follows.
And then there’s 809.
Only 999,191 to go!
Exactly. We’re closer to our goal now, than when the game started!
811
ETA: I love this thread! It is simultaneously one of the dumbest, simplest and most difficult things that humans will use the internet for. 