1069
Uh huh, he said 69, uh huh huh.
Quiet, buttmunch, we’re up to 1070.
1071 seems like just yesterday. Well… no.
June 29, 1072: Romanos IV (Diogenes), deposed emperor of the Byzantine Empire, is blinded and sent into exile to the island of Proti. A few days before his death, he receives a letter from his political advisor, congratulating him on the loss of his eyes.
1073
1074: 900 years before Nixon’s resignation.
1075: 900 years before Gerald Ford’s first full calendar year in office as POTUS
1076: 800 years before the founding of The Harvard Lampoon.
1077
1078: 700 years before Lieutenant Frederick Gotthold Enslin is dishonorably discharged by George Washington for “attempting to commit sodomy” with another soldier.
1079
1080: 900 years before John Lennon was shot.
1081
Candy Crush level 1082 is the twelfth level in Cloudberry Creek and the 293rd ingredients level.
I have no idea what this means.
49 48 56 51
MLXXXIVa
- That’s 900 years before the Toronto Blue Jays won the American League East for the first time.
1086: 1,000 years before the Challenger explosion.
1087: Ten from 1097. (heheheh)
1088