1682
I have dishpan feet.
Not sure how to respond to that, so I’ll just increment the number by one.
1684
I’ve wrekked a few dishes in my day.
1685, three centuries before I had my London semester abroad.
1686
1688
1689: 100 years before George Washington is unanimously elected the first President of the United States, by the United States Electoral College.
1690
On this day in that year, I got no idea what happened cuz it’s sunday today and I’m too damn lazy to look it up
1691
Nostradamus predicts the coming of the golden-crowned orange-skinned tyrant with a mind of a child.
- We’re getting there.
1693
It’s 3 am. Wtf am i on here instead of sleeping?
Same as me, I guess.
Three hundred years before Bill Clinton was reelected as POTUS.
1698: 300 years before Google is founded.
1699: Three hundred years before fears of Y2K ramp up.
1700
Yay!
1701