1742 The English army had just won the war.
1743
A crowd of people turned away
1744
But I just had to look…
1745
Having read the book…
1746
I’d love to turn you on…
1747
Woke up, fell out of bed
1748
Dragged a comb across my head.
1749
Woke up, and ate the cheese
1750
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup…
“Ate the cheese”??? 
1751
And looking up I noticed I was late…
1752
Found my coat and grabbed my hat…
1753
Made the bus in seconds flat
1754
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke.
1755
And everybody spoke and I went into a dream.
1756
I read the news today, oh boy…
1757
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire,
1758
And though the holes were rather small…
1759
They had to count them all.
1760
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
1761
I’ve love to tu-u-u-urn yo-o-o-o-ou o-o-o-o-o-on.