Count To A Million Thread!

1963

Interrupting cow.

1964

Interrupting cow—?

1965

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

1966
(:))

1967

Taking tips, and getting stoned.

1968

I go flying so high, when I’m stoned.

1969

Should we continue with Harry Chapin’s “Sequel” (the sequel song to “Taxi”), or should we give the songs a rest for a while?

1970

Hey, she’s actin’ happy, inside her handsome home…

1971

And me, I’m flyin’ in my taxi, takin’ tips, and gettin’ stoned.

1972

I got into town a little early.

1973

Had eight hours to kill before the show.

1974

First I thought about heading up north of the bay,

1975

Then knew where I had to go.

1976

I thought about taking a limousine…

1977

Or at least a fancy car,

1978

But I ended up taking a taxi,

1979

'Cause that’s how I got this far.

1980

You see, ten years ago it was the front seat,

1981

Drivin’ stoned, and feelin’ no pain,

1982

Now here I am straight and sittin’ in the back,